Me: Supposibly 1 out of 3 girls masturbate.
L: Well...that's you and me...A?
L: Don't answer this..do you masturbate?
Me: Ok...G, do you?
G: ...what is it?
L: You know...touching yourself.
G: Oh yeah, dunno what's wrong with it. I mean, you can get cancer at anytime so it would be good to check frequently.
L and Me:...... ROFLOAO
(Edited slightly for spelling)