Braingomelty. Someone please tell me I'm just confused and there really WAS a man named Adrian in the Bible....ohgod.
Whole post found here, with comments on even more horrific biblefic: http://www.livejournal.com/community/marysues/1849042.html
I've seen Judas/Jesus slash before, but this trumps that, I reckon.
EDIT: Darn, I've just been informed that post is locked... I obviously didn't notice. However I had permission to quote it... meh. Sorry to the people who can't be bothered joining marysues :(