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My good friend highverbalfan's take on Episode III.
I know we're sick of Star Wars quotes but this is funny, I promise.


I really hope that George adequately reimbursed the eleven-year-old girl who wrote all of Anakin and Padme's dialogue; I'm thinking though that he probably just paid her off with a case of scented glitter pens and Hello Kitty stationery. Here's a representative sample of her work:

Anakin: You are SO beautiful.
Padme: It's only because I'm SO in love.
Anakin: No, it's because I'm SO in love with YOU.

Me: I just SO threw up in my mouth.
Padme: So...does that mean that love has blinded you?
Me: WHO TALKS LIKE THIS?



The whole entry is funny. Go read it.
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