The Masked Dreamhare (maladaptive) wrote in metaquotes,
The Masked Dreamhare
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tmi_chix is a witty place, at times. Here's fortuna_juvat on stubborn facial hair.

Explaining facial hair to the boyfriend:

Some hair, it gives up easily. But some, I don't know, they're stubborn. They're in there with guns saying "Come in and get us, you bastards! We're never comin' out!"

Him: Well, you're scottish, right? It's like Bravheart. They're painted blue and wearing kilts, tanked up on whiskey and yelling "You can take our lives, but you can't take OUR FREEDOM!"

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