A couple choice quotes:
archmage: "God helped me quit tanning!" Oh, for fuck's sakes. If you need a deity to make you quit baking yourself, then you have some serious issues to attend to.
rigbys_face: God helped me in quitting my addiction to caffeine pills.
....Oh wait, no. That was Saved By The Bell.
And a thread:
gal_montag: Um. So the threat of skin cancer wasn't enough?
weird_lilith: tsk! skin cancer has nothing on the wrath of God!
solipschism: yeah. boils are way more disfiguring than melanomas.