We had a foreign couple through. "What language is that?" I asked curiously.
"Swahili," said the man.
"Oh! Asante sana!" (trans: thank you very much)
This bright, surprised look came into his eyes. "You speak Swahili?"
"Oh, no, that's all I know. Well... also 'You're a baboon and I'm not.'"
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