Never store shuriken in your underwear (porntestpilot) wrote in metaquotes,
Never store shuriken in your underwear

Orlando Bloom and Jesus

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Jesus has had too much exposure to be really cool anymore. It's hard to be a fan of someone when people are always shoving his fantasticness down your throat and telling you you'll burn for all eternity if you aren't a devoted follower of his latest project or something.

Plus, he is totally type-cast all the time. He's all, "I am your Lord and Savior, I am your Lord and Savior!" And it's like, yeeeaaah, but can you play a gay pirate?
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