I cut the quote and the website it comes from for sexuality, barnyard references and um...mules.
'"You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."'
Here's the rest of the interview:http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php#more