What it should really do is store all the messages you record and then let you pick your favorite. Hell, while we're at it, it could weigh in with opinions. "Press one to select the version where you sound like a woodchuck with a head cold. Press two for the one where you say 'uh' sixteen times. Press three if you'd like to come off like you just snorted your weight in speed." And so on.
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