Campus Wildlife: chirp
Wildlife: chirp chirp CHIRP
Students: *close window*
Wildlife: Quack quack quack, quack quack, quack quack QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Student near window: Shut the duck up.
In response to a piece of quoted material about how Algernon and Jack in some Oscar Wilde play, I dunno which one please don't hit me aren't gay, because they get married, and Wilde can;t help himself from putting the gay everywhere:
"It's like fandom slash flamewar #6782, only now I have to grade it."
Son of Edit: She said it was okay as long as I didn't quote the essay, so that admins doing a plagiarism search didn't have it come up and think the poor student had ripped someone off.