n/a (mercury_dragon) wrote in metaquotes,
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So quoth the lovely eye_of_a_cat. Background: she's a teacher. Now you know!

Campus Wildlife: chirp
Students: Aww.
Wildlife: chirp chirp CHIRP
Students: *close window*
Wildlife: ka-SQUAAAAWK
Students: *sigh*
Wildlife: Quack.
Students: ...
Wildlife: Quack quack quack, quack quack, quack quack QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Student near window: Shut the duck up.


In response to a piece of quoted material about how Algernon and Jack in some Oscar Wilde play, I dunno which one please don't hit me aren't gay, because they get married, and Wilde can;t help himself from putting the gay everywhere:

"It's like fandom slash flamewar #6782, only now I have to grade it."

Son of Edit: She said it was okay as long as I didn't quote the essay, so that admins doing a plagiarism search didn't have it come up and think the poor student had ripped someone off.
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