Let there be peace on earth, let it begin with me (levi) wrote in metaquotes,
Let there be peace on earth, let it begin with me
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Quoted with permission from saamu.



ANYWAY, we get to checkout, and lo and behold, the old bag and her little second-hand crotchdropping was in line infront of us. She kept eyeing us suspiciously as the cashier rang up her items, and I noticed she kept glancing at her things on the counter as if my cursed, dirty, gay bisexual penis of doom was going to snake out of my pants and eat one of her items.



Read the rest of his travails at Target here.
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