Sir Squishington of Westminster (palmer_kun) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Squishington of Westminster
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People of Earth...

People of Earth, I understand that you've decided to make another Herbie the Volkswagen movie. I assure you that the number of high-yield nuclear warheads currently screaming through the cold depths of space toward your world will forever redefine the concept of "shitloads" in the eyes of the greater galaxy. If I could give you only one piece of advice, it is this-- wear sunblock. Three feet of sunblock.

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Yes people... scott_lynch strikes again
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