Draco the Lizard (dracothelizard) wrote in metaquotes,
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EX-TER-MI-NATE

die_fleiderhat presents for your pleasure: The LiveJournal of The Last Dalek

Date unknown

OH GREAT. THE DOCTOR. WOULD EXTERMINATE, BUT DALEK GUN BROKEN. WOULD PLUMB, BUT PLUNGER BROKEN.

I AM THE LAST DALEK. I AM ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE. NO ONE WILL SAVE ME FROM TORTURE AND A SLOW, LINGERING DEATH. THINGS COULD NOT BE ANY WORSE.

Later . . .

PREVIOUS ASSESSMENT INCORRECT. THE DOCTOR HAS SENT A TEENAGE POP SINGER INTO MY CELL. HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK.

Read the whole entry. It includes Angsty Dalek poetry, usage of l33tsp34k and a quiz.
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