And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

annlarimer: Ahab orders the sperm whale's head hung from the side of the ship. Then he orders the head of their next subject, a right whale, hung from the other side of the ship. This is apparently some sort of charm against a ship's being stove in and sunk by an angry whale.

beth666ann: Now there's a charming custom we've for some inexplicable reason done away with. If I could just hang the heads of my last two vehicular homicide victims from the sides of my car, I'm fairly certain that no one else on the road would ever bother me again.

annlarimer: Actually in these parts, it'd be taken for a challenge. Especially if they were wearing football helmets.

beth666ann: Aaaaaaahahahahahaha! I've lived here for two solid years going on a third now, and I *still* didn't think of that. I need remedial Welcome to Nebraska classes.

annlarimer: It helps to think of your car as the sheep in that Mountain Dew commercial.
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