...and Lo the DSA looked at G_D and said: "On this, the First Day of the Do-Nothing-Vacation-Week, O Lord, what shall we do?"
And G_D said in return: "Thou shalt do Housework."
Then did the DSA did look to the carpeting, strewn with the Sacred Grains Of Kitty Litter. And the DSA looked once again at G_d and said unto Him: "..."
And G_d did make His Do Not Make Me Smite You face.
And the DSA looked at G_d and asked: "Why the hell do I listen to you?"
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