Okay, we've already seen Essence of Strawberry, Fresh Wildflowers, and even Intimate Whisper (double-you tee eff, mate?)... but Steve brought a new one to my attention today.
Sweet & Fruity
Right....... you know what? Just stuff a five-pound bag of sugar and a homo up in your box, and you'll be sweet and fruity, too! (Of course, if you can fit all that up in there, you probably need to clean yourself out anyhow.)
I just don't understand the douche "flavours".... I really don't.