Brigitte: Luke, you've been chosen by decree of eenie meenie minie moe - or someone's interpretation of it.
Luke: Which consisted of pointing at me and saying "moe"?
Brigitte: Basically, yes.
Luke: One of my goals in life is to make cole slaw illegal.
Glenn: Sometimes you just want to add "bitch" to the end of something Yoda says. "Do or do not - there is no try, bitch."
Mom: So how's that Bergen-Belsen ice cream?
Me: *gives Mom odd look* Bergen-Belsen was a concentration camp, Mom. This is "Scharffen Berger" ice cream.