DK (dk_valentine) wrote in metaquotes,
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Excerpts from dinner out with the family and friends, from a locked post by osiris_06, quoted with permission:

Brigitte: Luke, you've been chosen by decree of eenie meenie minie moe - or someone's interpretation of it.
Luke: Which consisted of pointing at me and saying "moe"?
Brigitte: Basically, yes.

Luke: One of my goals in life is to make cole slaw illegal.

Glenn: Sometimes you just want to add "bitch" to the end of something Yoda says. "Do or do not - there is no try, bitch."

Mom: So how's that Bergen-Belsen ice cream?
Me: *gives Mom odd look* Bergen-Belsen was a concentration camp, Mom. This is "Scharffen Berger" ice cream.
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