Kassandra Fireborn (fireborn) wrote in metaquotes,
Kassandra Fireborn
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nebulawindphone has some thoughts on porn spam phrasing:

This morning I got porn spam advertising "extremely anal" girls. I'm sure they were talking sexual technique, but I couldn't help but read it as a personality trait, and the idea's been bouncing around in my head all day.

"Ooh, baby! Put it in me! But wait, no, not like that, more like —— Oh hell, never mind, your hair's all messed up. Hold still, lemme fix that cowlick. And did you remember to put more change in the meter?"

CUM SEE NEUROTIXXX.COM!!! UPTIGHT ASSHOLES GETTING FUCKED JUST PRECISELY THE WAY THEY LIKE IT!!! CHECK OUT OUR RIGOROUSLY ORGANIZED MEMBERS SECTION!!!

The strange thing is, I'm sure there are guys who would go for it.
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