This morning I got porn spam advertising "extremely anal" girls. I'm sure they were talking sexual technique, but I couldn't help but read it as a personality trait, and the idea's been bouncing around in my head all day.
"Ooh, baby! Put it in me! But wait, no, not like that, more like —— Oh hell, never mind, your hair's all messed up. Hold still, lemme fix that cowlick. And did you remember to put more change in the meter?"
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The strange thing is, I'm sure there are guys who would go for it.