Fraser (permogod) wrote in metaquotes,
Fraser
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personification of shopping

slammerkinbabe does another hysterical post about shopping.
KYLIE: Okay! So, Macy's. Macy's is pretty basic, right? All I need is a decent-looking shirt and some kind of necklace thing.
MACY'S: ::is friggin' huge::
KYLIE: ::wanders around for a long time; finally finds women's wear section::
KYLIE: All right! So now I can find something pretty -
BRIGHT ORANGE SWEATER WITH SPARKLY PINK BUTTERFLY ON THE SHOULDER: ::winks::
PUKE-GREEN FILMY SHIRT SLIT OPEN TO THE BELLYBUTTON: ::leers::
MUSTARD YELLOW RIBBED TWINSET: ::hisses::
KYLIE: Whoa.

You should read the entire monolouge.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/slammerkinbabe/362100.html
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