Elle B. See (elbiesee) wrote in metaquotes,
Elle B. See

My first metaquote - and it's a meta-meta!

From here, captainsblog goes over the rules of The Lord's Cell Phone:

Exodus 3:4-5:
And when the LORD saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I. And the LORD said, "Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground." "Can you hear me now? Good."

Exodus 20: 8-13:

Remember thy calling plan, to keep it holy.
Honor thy roaming charges and thy universal service fee.
Thou shalt not drive with a handheld phone.

Luke 24:1-4:

Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them. And they found the stone rolled from the sepulchre. And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments: And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, "Why are ye surprised by the rolling of the stone? The Lord had Cingular, the only plan with rollover†, and is talking with His Heavenly Father even now, and behold he incurreth no roaming or long distance charges!"
† some restrictions apply

1st Corinthians 13:4-5:

Charity suffereth long, and is kind; charity envieth not; charity vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up, nor loseth its signal even when thou driveth through thy Lincoln Tunnel.

No, I'm not doing Revelation. But do you doubt people in hell have mobiles?
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