Ben Lady-Hitler Licorice Fatty (iamspecial) wrote in metaquotes,
Ben Lady-Hitler Licorice Fatty
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From an online friend, brienne:


Sidebar: My father shocked the hell out of me by revealing that he was armed. The fuck? We're going to lunch! Does the fettuccini alfredo pose a threat to national security? Has the Tuscan salad ever threatened to harm your loved ones? Seriously, the lettuce might not be as crisp as it should be, but I hardly think that's a reason to carry around a 9MM. Unless this is a penis metaphor. Ugh.
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