According to this...
most everyone in the world is a goth. It doesn't really piss me off. It's just kinda sad that these people think that just because someone listens to rock music or wears black they're a goth. I do about 20 of those things. This obviously makes me a goth and therefore an ultimate form of evil. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sad.
My favorite one is : Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
They can't even get the name of the cereal right. It's Count Chocula. And if eating cereal makes someone a goth, damn, I guess we're all going to hell.
Maybe there is intelligent life here on lj, after all.