...And the guy the week before that... oh sweet jesus. He dribbled all over the model stand. From his DICK. It was like watching a leaky faucet. And then when he got out of the pose and came back after break, his dong was flopped over on the opposite leg from where it was before. There is no tactful way to say, "hey man, would you mind flipping your donger over to the other side? thanks".
Way to change the pose, man.
the bolded sentence is where i completely lost control to the gigglefits.