Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne? (apiphile) wrote in metaquotes,
Si appellem me mendacem, mentiarne?

alienfox gives an example of a typical letter from residential halls staff:

“Dear Mr Fox, I’m just writing to inform you of the fucking obvious. Here are eighty paragraphs of inane bullshit that you really couldn’t give two fucks about. We also know what you do in the shower late at night when your flatmates are asleep. I hope this letter serves as useful collage material or perhaps it will come in handy if you run out of toilet roll.”
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