Atalanta Pendragonne (atalantapendrag) wrote in metaquotes,
Atalanta Pendragonne
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Filthy birds, indeed.

urban_guru has rather strong opinions about pigeons.


As for the myopic militant pigeons who poo in your hair, all I can say is YOU LUCKY BASTARDS! You have any idea how lucky you are to get away with that shit?! I'd pay anything to poo in peoples' hair like that. It ain't right. And then you strut around the university mall getting hand fed french fries by hawt young co-eds. Don't you fuckin' coo at me ya lil cock-mittens. I'm onto ya. Bastards.
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