"When Barrenwall concluded his speech he said, "Redhawks [our mascot] flee from drugs and alcohol!"
It was just so stupid. First off, it doesn't really make sense. If you're going to use a mascot in some saying like that, at least have it an actual comparison to something that the red-tailed hawk actually does. Secondly... flee? Flee? To run away or escape from danger, pursuit, unpleasantness, etc? What the hell kind of anti-drug motto is that? "I'm scared of drugs, so I run away from them as fast as physically possible!" Yeah, that's a strong, defiant message.
It may have been the stupidest thing I have ever heard my principal utter.
"Oh god! Pot! RUN!"