Trisha Lynn (trishalynn) wrote in metaquotes,
Trisha Lynn
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On fandom one-up-manship

[L]istening to Chris Sabat and Sean Schimmel discuss the strengths and weaknesses of their respective roles [on the recent DBZ release] (Vegeta would get you better service in a restaurant.) reminded me a lot of the episodes leading up to Goku/Vegeta II, where their wives were debating who would win.

Chi-Chi: I'll have you know my husband has _never_ lost a fight.
Bulma: Oh, _really_. Is that why he wears that _halo_?
Me: (to the TV) Ladies, please, Cell kicked _both_ their asses!

As far as I'm concerned, this was one of my best witty retorts to a TV ever. Being a misanthropic hermit, I have to take my victories where I can. Also, there's a measure of wisdom to this line of reasoning. I forsee an age where all arguments are settled this way. Dr. Who versus Serenity? Ladies please, _both_ your fandoms suck compared to Cell. Dick Sergeant versus Dick York? Ladies, please, Cell would have made a _much_ better Darrin. Superman versus Thor? Ladies, please, Cell would be the meat in a beatdown sammich, but even so, he can eat people with his ass, and that still counts for something at the end of the day.


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You know... this cold medicine is...
awesome</i>.</i>

--mike_smith really loves him some Cell.
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