Chi-Chi: I'll have you know my husband has _never_ lost a fight.
Bulma: Oh, _really_. Is that why he wears that _halo_?
Me: (to the TV) Ladies, please, Cell kicked _both_ their asses!
As far as I'm concerned, this was one of my best witty retorts to a TV ever. Being a misanthropic hermit, I have to take my victories where I can. Also, there's a measure of wisdom to this line of reasoning. I forsee an age where all arguments are settled this way. Dr. Who versus Serenity? Ladies please, _both_ your fandoms suck compared to Cell. Dick Sergeant versus Dick York? Ladies, please, Cell would have made a _much_ better Darrin. Superman versus Thor? Ladies, please, Cell would be the meat in a beatdown sammich, but even so, he can eat people with his ass, and that still counts for something at the end of the day.
You know... this cold medicine is... awesome</i>.</i>
--mike_smith really loves him some Cell.