Odd things always occur on the late night bus rides from Providence. Last night was no exception.
Some nut case sitting near me was screaming into his cell phone for 15 minutes: "Fuck you bitch! I'll fuck you up! Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!" So a middle aged man near him said, "Sir, could you please keep your voice down?" The nut case looked at him point blank and said, "Shut up! I'll fuck you up too!" and went off on the poor guy.
So the middle aged guy moved his seat to avoid the nut case, and sat down next to another loony dude. This loony dude gave the middle aged guy a dirty look and said, "Why you all gettin' in my buziness? Shiiiit, man, I fuckin' hate takin' the bus."
At that point I had just about had it. So I snapped, "ALLRIGHT, THAT'S IT. EVERYONE CALM DOWN. I'M SICK OF RIDING A BUS FULL OF DISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE. WE SHOULD BE QUIET AND RESPECT EACH OTHER."
It was dead silent. The startled looks on their faces was quite amusing.
The crazy rude dudes muttered under their breath.
A girl in front of me said, "Thank you. I agree."
The bus driver looked back at me from the rear view mirror and said, "Thanks hon."
Not a peep was uttered the rest of the way.
TAKE THAT BITCHES! *cracks whip*