[ALERT] You have just gone over quota: whining.
[ALERT] Your posting privileges have been revoked.
[ALERT] Failure: attempts to gain more whining quota to reinstate posting privileges.
[ALERT] Maximum martyrdom level exceeded.
[ALERT] Alarm: bullshit-o-meter reading: 113%
[ALERT] Alarm: bullshit-o-meter: critical mass exceeded.
[ALERT] Proceed with cranio-rectal expulsion protocols.
REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
--surreality, from a locked post, used with her permission.