Dr. Pohler: Can anyone come up with a resemblance argument in favour of handing out condoms to highschoolers?
Guy in front of me: Raincoats. They're like raincoats. For other parts of your body.
Dr. Pohler: *Laughing her ass off* I guess so.
Me: Except, you know, it doesn't rain STDs. Hopefully.
Guy behind me: ...cloudy, with a chance of Syphillis.