Cute Guy from the 5th Floor: Didn’t we ride up in the elevator together this morning?
Me: Why yes we did.
Cute Guy from the 5th Floor: Wow -- that’s quite a coincidence.
Me: Not really, I’m stalking you, I’m just not very good at it yet.
...She thought it was funny, a lot of us on her friends' list thought it was funny. Apparently he was not amused.
....Quoted, With Permission!