Kijeren (kijeren) wrote in metaquotes,

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My buddy camino_volare </span> is the king of witty rejoinder...

In a mood....
This morning I had to take an elevator ride up 22 floors. I was in a hurry and dashed onto the elevator when it opened, apparently cutting off an older women who was getting on as well. She stood next to me and 2 other people and began to comment to the air that " her day, men were not so rude..." I turned to her and said, "In your day, polio stalked the streets every summer looking for children, African-Americans rode on the back of the bus and men could beat their wives with impunity. My day kicks the shit out of your day." We rode the rest of the elevator in beautiful silence.
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