And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"

ursulav, a keen observer of wildlife, posts an account of her gay cardinals. (Or yes, yes, "very territorial cardinals," it's just funnier the other way!) Sacreligious hilarity ensues.

duncandahusky: I'm sure gay cardinals aren't all that uncommon. Why, I'll bet if you checked around The Vatican... {ba-dum-bum!} Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal...
ursulav: Great. I am struck with the sudden image of cackling elderly men in red robes running through the woods behind my house, doin' the nasty. Believe me, if it happens, the blog entry will be a lot longer.
lstone: The blog entry? I'm sure the national news entries will be much longer.
ursulav: *laugh!* Good point! I suppose I might want to alert the authorities if that ever goes down...
lstone: I think I'd take one look, whimper, and call the police from where I'd be hiding under the covers. I can imagine it.
"Nine-one-one, please state the nature of your emergency..."
"*whimper* I have a pair of wrinkly old guys in red robes running around behind my house, playing Holy Ghost..."
"...not again."

shavastak: It might be a dominance display - maybe it was a territorial fight. But you do seem to attract the interesting crowd. Maybe they just *know* it's your place and are hoping you'll paint pictures. :)
ashteth: Cardinal 1: No really, this one will paint anything! I've seen her at it.
Cardinal 2: Nah, come on. Bet she wouldn't paint this!
*insert gay cardinal sex here*
Cardinal 1: LOOK LOOK there she is! Dude, we are soooo famous!
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