Ah, but you know what Wal-Mart really loves?
When you and a friend (preferably one that could possibly be a sex partner) pretend that you speak only some obscure Slavic language, enter their store, go to the condoms, and then begin fighting loudly over which brand to "buy" in your 'native Slavic language.' They especially don't like it when this 'fight' culminates in you and/or your friend getting slapped and one of you stomping off in a fitful rage. -- cesontmesmots
"Extra large? Don't we both wish!" -- active_apathy
"But for whose pleasure is it made?" -- cesontmesmots
"Flavoured? If I wanted to suck something that tastes like fake strawberries, I'd buy a lollipop!" -- active_apathy
"If it's called 'Trojan,' WHERE IS THE HORSE?" -- cesontmesmots
"I'd rather the horse! At least it'd be big enough to feel it!" -- active_apathy
"You'd say that! I feel just like those poor Trojans! I NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE COMING!" -- cesontmesmots
"If you lasted more than a minute, MAYBE I WOULD!" -- active_apathy
See the funny here.