In response to the newly released definition "woman" according to the Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act in this post, naamah_darling celebrates her newfound gender:
Cool! Since I can't have kids, I'm not a woman, which means by their fucked-up logic that apparently only recognizes two genders, I MUST BE A MAN!
I've been waiting for this day for years. I am a man!
I feel better now. I'm going to go piss on something, chug a few beers, slap my wife around, and get my sister pregnant. Right after I'm through humping this goat.