Pitten \\ Chaotic Serenity (wrongly_amused) wrote in metaquotes,
Pitten \\ Chaotic Serenity
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In response to the newly released definition "woman" according to the Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act in this post, naamah_darling celebrates her newfound gender:


Cool! Since I can't have kids, I'm not a woman, which means by their fucked-up logic that apparently only recognizes two genders, I MUST BE A MAN!

FINALLY!

I've been waiting for this day for years. I am a man!

I feel better now. I'm going to go piss on something, chug a few beers, slap my wife around, and get my sister pregnant. Right after I'm through humping this goat.

Stupid motherfuckers.
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