it's just me... (just_julie) wrote in metaquotes,
it's just me...
just_julie
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First post! Please don't kick me too hard if I've done it wrong...

Quoted with permission, but I'm far too lame to understand how to make a link to the original post.




SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!

Ever since I had to put up with you whining about goddamn Tosche station in the first movie, you've been wearing on my very last nerve. A Wompa attack to cover up Hamil's nose job? PLEASE!

Crying cuz Darth Vader is your father. I'd give my LEFT NUT if Vader was my dad. He was cool and he hung out with Boba Fett which is the eptiome of KEWL! You never appreciated your dad. You lucky he didnt take you over his black armored knee and take the Dark Force strap to your sorry ass.

Fess up, ya just wanted to go down on Han. It's cool, I did too, but at least I can admit it.

So, bottom line...

Luke...

Use the Force...to fuck the hell off.
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