I Can Kill You With My Brain (telaryn) wrote in metaquotes,
I Can Kill You With My Brain

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With the imminent arrival of "Kingdom of Heaven", crevette once again tries to engage her uterus in some meaningful dialogue.

Uterus: Let's just get this straight. I know what your plans are for next
weekend. I know they involve a movie starring Orlando Bloom sporting
20 lbs more muscle mass than "Troy" and a fine layer of grime. I
know that this movie exceeds 2 hours and contains a flash of a nude

That, combined with our less than harmonious history equals a
premeditated plot to cause me dire injury and harm. I know you, you
scheming bitch.

Entire thing is, as always, worth reading. Click here.
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