Me: You're right. Five pages of Jayne and Kaylee going at it like bunnies would be MUCH more fun than five pages about escalation of American involvement in Vietnam.
Mom: I don't think you're supposed to say "going at it like bunnies" to your mother.
Me: ... Have I mentioned the Serenity trailer's coming out tomorrow?
Mom: A few times. Go write your paper. AND NO PORN until it's done!
Me: I don't think you're supposed to say "porn" to your daughter.