Rika Youngblood (liveavatar) wrote in metaquotes,
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The new rules for the Secret Feminist Conspiracy

From the ever-quotable ginmar:

"Hi, this is the Secret Feminist Conspiracy that you secretly believes rules everything. Well, seeing as how we're everywhere and control everything---yet somehow do not have enough power to give Ann Coulter a cholesterol IV---we've injected tranquilizers into the water supply instead. Now that everyone is feeling really mellow we've decided to take over because we've just seen too damned many movies with Harvey Keitel naked, and that is just a crime against humanity.

"Effective immediately..."
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