The following happened at my university:
some dude and some girl: *are selling kisses for charity*
me: How much?
me: Here's $2. Pucker up.
dude: Uh... maybe you'd be interested in Megan?
me: Forget Megan. I choose you, Pikachu.
me: Oh, don't wuss out. This is for CHARITY.
dude: ... *restrained heterosexual panic*