Engine 2's Captain, Curt [last name removed], had circulated a flyer for E2 members, asking if anyone was interested in buying jackets that had an E2 emblem emborderd on them.
The example jacket is one he wore, happily displaying the name "Curt" on the left breast of his jacket.
Unfortunately, it's in cursive. It looks very much like Engine 2's captain is named "Cunt".
And that, my friends, is why I belong to E1. Ain't nothing THAT creative you can do with "Joe". I'd rather be captained by "Toe" than "Cunt". Any day.
From a friends-locked post.