¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤ (kielle) wrote in metaquotes,
¤ And A Know-It-All Grin ¤

Two from derryderrydown

Today, I have lived life according to "What Would Batman Do."

I didn't get up until the afternoon. I then stayed in my room and brooded. Now it's dark, I'm going to sit on my roof and brood for a bit. Then I'm going to go and look for cowardly, superstitious criminals to beat up. Regrettably, I live in a very respectable surburb, so I don't think I'll find many criminals, although I've heard rumours the plumber over the road overcharges. And the mayor lives a few doors down, so perhaps I should root round his house and see if he's crooked.

Tomorrow, I'm going to live according to "What Would Kid Flash Do." I've got a lot of interesting books to read and plenty of junk food.

I have three stories that are an orgasm away from being finished.

Unfortunately, I have temporarily lost the ability to write orgasms.

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