Well, it's time to be aggressively happy for the next four days. I have this weird little psychosis where during menstruation I see my body as an agent with a vested interest in destroying my happiness, and I attempt to thwart it at all costs. Aha, so you want me to be cranky? I shall be happy ALL THE TIME! You say I can't help but be bitchy 'cause I'm a girl? EAT MY JOY. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN THIS ONE, SUCKA.
(Edited because I gave the wrong screenname originally. >< )