"She was really loud and everyone in the building was staring at her as she ranted on. She came right up close to me and was like, "can you explain to me why you have fouled this holy place with books?!"
Because I am talented at saying stupid things at stupid times, I said, "Maybe God...likes books."
She got escorted out after that. But she gave me the most evil look ever. It was a look that said, I will come back and kill you with my bible. I am slightly worried."