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Polyamory poem

Wow, someone can write a poem on LJ that's not Vogonish
tgeller wrote in polyamory (x-posted from his own journal)

I think they all negotiate
'fore every booty call
So it's a miracle I'm getting
Any ass at all.


Original post is here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/polyamory/1363585.html


Friday morning doggerel
Funny the things that force you out of bed at midnight. One of these couplets popped into my head, and it kind of grew from there.

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The marriage contract

How many times I feared my lover's
Husband would combat us
Or that he'd find I undermined
Their marriage apparatus.

But usually he understands
(He says); at least, he knows
They've worked out an acknowledgement
And here's the way it goes:

Missy's man's encouraging
At least, he's real polite
And Anne's betrothed says, "Have fun!
But please, not every night."

Cindy's beau says "Go, go, go!"
Until we're shagged and sleepy
While Maura's darling thinks it's hot
(But that one's kind of creepy.)

Sarah's husband doesn't mind
But "no fly" near the crotch
And Jodi's fellow cheers us on
As long as he can watch.

Lori's guy is there whene'er
We want to conjugate
Melissa's best is kind of vexed
But he lives out of state.

Sandy's husband's fine with it,
I didn't have to "sell" him
But Jamie's husband doesn't know --
And I'm not gonna tell him.

I think they all negotiate
'fore every booty call
So it's a miracle I'm getting
Any ass at all.
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