Probably has something to do with that time I walked up to him and said, "Do me now, Stabler!"
He didn't react as I intended. He looked all puzzled and said, "WHAT?!" so I repeated, "Do you have a stapler?"
True story, guys.
I swear on the bible.
Geex, could I beg a little harder to be metaquotesed?
~neurotica0 in a rare UN-friends-locked post here.
Two minor explanations:
1. She's an atheist, which makes the swearing on the bible even better.
2. Geex is not a typo. I asked. As she puts it in the comments to that entry, "It's like jesus but for atheists."
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