R is for Raygun (kleenexwoman) wrote in metaquotes,
R is for Raygun
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juliadactyl discusses who would win in a cage fight between Jesus and Wolverine:

I can't believe anyone even needs to ask that question. The knowledge is so obvious it should be instinctual from birth, like when babies are born in water and they know how to swim and not to breathe underwater. Wolverine would so obviously win, and I have the scientific proof to prove it[1].

1. Jesus died and rose again later. Therefore, Jesus is a vampire.
2. Vampires can be killed by Van Helsing.
3. Hugh Jackman is Van Helsing.
4. Hugh Jackman is also Wolverine.

UNDISPUTABLE PROOF!

[1]May not contain actual science.</a>
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