Sir Squishington of Westminster (palmer_kun) wrote in metaquotes,
Sir Squishington of Westminster

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Of 'bones and oil

kitznegari was in the mood to play her trombone the other night, but alas, she couldn't find any slide oil... and without the oil, the trombone is basically unplayable.

However, she found an alternative, as recounted here:

I was digging through my bag trying to find the oil and lo and behold, what should I stumble across but a little packet of personal lubricant that the university women's center give away, which I'd grabbed as a funny.

*looks at the trombone*
*looks at the packet*
*looks at the trombone again*

I am not kidding when I say that this is the slickest my slide has ever been. no joke.
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