Marg (eimran) wrote in metaquotes,

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Hee hee from anneuryzm

A good friend of mine in the army, and he has something valuable to share:

I'd like to say I learned something yesterday, but I already knew better before I opened my mouth. My squad leader (a big bad infantryman..) was telling us about a local restaurant, describing their selection of desserts. Apparently they have a banana pudding of some sort that he said, and I quote, "'s to die for!" all sissy like and such. I immediately responded with "Sergeant, you sound like a bitch!" He shot back with "When's the last time you did some push-ups, motherfucker?" Then I proceeded to knock out my push-ups, laughing all the while. I think the moral of the story is that one shouldn't speak negatively of their NCO's even if they are acting like a Nancy-boy.
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