Music:my roommates being cute outside my door. ack.
"Oh, and the aggressive moose is still in the "area," apparently. That sign on the door, CAUTION! AGGRESSIVE MOOSE. DO NOT USE THE AREA, is pretty Machiavellian if you think on it. I mean, if we don't know which "area" to be afraid of, then we will be forced to be afraid in all of them, a whole campus suffering from free-floating moose anxiety (now, that's and image!), and hence, we won't be plotting the overthrow of. . . of. . . well, somebody who needs overthrowing. Y'know?"